OMG Hawk. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?? How about just shutting UP?! I can't believe he just told Troy about he and Gwen. No - wait - he didn't just TELL Troy...he said "I'm Gwen's man" for the thousandth time and I'm about to punch him in the face!! He went from the hottest guy on the planet to Puddy on Seinfeld in about two seconds! DUDE! Just stand there and look good! That's all!
Miss Carol,
ReplyDeleteYou did NOT just compare my man Hawk to Puddy? LMAO!! You are soooooooooo mean.
Hawk is blunt. Hawk says it like it is. I think he really was trying to do poor Troy a favour. He was being 'cruel to be kind'. Hawk-Talk takes some gettin' used to, I'll give ya that. But honestly. The things that come outta that man's mouth sometimes are un-freakin-forgettable.
But seriously, what was Troy's prob? Jump the girl already. Sheesh. She's calling you over to fix her crap all the time............JUMP! Wimp.
K, so what did you think about the triangle of HAWTNESS G was in on her driveway? How flippin' cool would that look on film? Hawk unfolds himself from his Camaro and saunters up for a man to man to man. AND THEY ALL WANT G!! Oh man.........
ps.
I need chapter guidelines so I don't spoiler you. Please and thanks!
JJ, "Hawk Talk" ROTFL!!!!! I love reading your comments as much as Carol's. Troy totally needed a good slap.
ReplyDeleteI agree about the chapter guidelines. I don't want to spoil you by telling you that Hawk has a really cool comforter, or anything. ;)
Oh NO!! Don't mention the comforter!! Shhhhhhhh. LOL!
DeleteI actually HATE spoilers, so I completely understand. I would be mad at myself forever if I spoiler-ed you.
In a totally unrelated topic.........my MIL woke me up this morning at 7:50. (it's Saturday) I was in the midst of dreaming that Clay had commented to me on one of your blogs, saying, "Babe, are you around to help me pick out some blinds for my house?" LMAO!! I am still killing myself laughing!! I remember you telling me last week that you are too scared to pick out blinds for your house in case you make a bad choice. So, I blended you, Clay and MM together. I really need to get out more.
Totally LOVE it when Hawk says, "Babe". Hildy said, "I love how Hawk says, "Babe" and that's all. It's like a whole paragraph of thought rolled into one word." Perfectly said.
I hear what you're saying, Carol, about MM perhaps speaking a little too openly. LOL. I did feel bad for Troy. I remember texting JJ with a 'Poor Troy,' but I think what struck me (and struck me HARD) at that moment was that Hawk said, " Next time get your head out of your ass and stake your claim." STAKE YOUR CLAIM. ROTFL!!!! Not, "Tell her you feel." I'm telling you, I was too wrapped up in that uber manliness of that moment that I couldn't really give a crap about Troy. AND, I love that Tracey just stands there and is all, "Well, he's kind of right, honey." LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is pure gold. I love it.
What Hildy said. LOL. And I've stated that after this book "babe" ranks up there with "laters baby" for me. LOL. It just says so much with one word. I can see it occasionally accompanied by a really sexy eye roll.
ReplyDeleteLove me some Hawk. I love how she heads the chapters. So good.
I'm 1/2 through Law Man right now. Sigh.....
I'm not sure what to make of "Hawk Talk" either. He just whips out those little phrases no matter who is around to hear! lol
ReplyDeleteLove that 'babe' phrase too
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